montypythonandtheholyblog:

I’M PASSIONATE ABOUT EVERYTHING AND SIMULTANEOUSLY DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING AT ALL  (/ﾟДﾟ)/ *・°☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆

(via reptarmagnolia)

Do you ever just wanna hug someone so tightly to the point where you have absolutely no intentions of ever letting go because you want them to know just how much they mean to you and how much you love them and you just wanna take away all the bad things in their life and replace them with only good things?

(Source: iamwooyoung, via reptarmagnolia)

ernbarassing:

Meth and math are similar in the way theyre spelled and in the way they both ruin lives

(via 4--est)

This is the time that anon asks would be appreciated, I mean I’m bored as a mother trucker. 🙏

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

(via you-be-my-inspiration)

alltimeboners:

things that are enjoyable:

• showers

things that are not enjoyable:

• getting in the shower
• getting out of the shower

(via legit-humour)